March 2012
Me: Damn, this shower is cold.
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ
does anyone watch i just want my pants back because i love that show so much sigh
annawintour:
WHO CARES IF HE WAS “”“HOT”“”” HE SHOT UP A FUCKING SCHOOL YOU ARE ALL CRAZY AND STUPID
lets be nice and feel bad for someone who killed three people
– white teenage girls (via annefranksgasmask)
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
I love Tumblr. You can say "asgfdhgyukdas" or...
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deathbybandguy:
inspirelovelymusic:
deathbybandguy replied to your post: Am I sensing something going on here?! :)
haha yeah :)
mayybeee ;)
HA! I knew you couldn’t resist allll a disss
this is very true
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deathbybandguy replied to your post: Am I sensing something going on here?! :)
haha yeah :)
mayybeee ;)
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deathbybandguy asked: Am I sensing something going on here?! :)
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clandestfine:
so im starting to get really attached to sloths
i mean just look how cute they are
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reblog if it's your first february 29 on tumblr.
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0vary-expl0si0n:
how do you socialize when you hate everyone
February 2012
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wizcoylifa:
it looks like the cause of death was forced, this was no accident. her head was pushed into the birthday cake. what do you think sir?
“well it looks like this sweet 16”
“just got a little sweeter”
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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kittenqueefs:
oh mmY goDD
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bllstoyouchrisdrew:
This is a personal request to all my followers, you dont have to oblige:
Please help to get #WeLovePatrick trending on twitter. Please.
That is all. <3 i love you anyways
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bitches hate on patrick stump
i hate on bitches
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bllstoyouchrisdrew replied to your post: I’m writing this out of disgust, sadness, and…
rnfkm e literally in tears now. how can you make someone as gentle and kind as patrick stump feel that way? no one should ever feel like that, but especially not him. he did nothing to deserve this. fucking people.
i know. it’s things like this that make me wanna shoot everyone and give up on...