February 2012
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hehe i love degrassi
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mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
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patrickhumps:
how is ryan even important enough to be invited to the oscars lmao
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follow my lotus blog lol →
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Tumblr is full of clothes you can’t wear, food you...
close-to-blasphemy:
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Me: this is the worst day of my life I'm going to vomit I hate myself and the world I hope I die everything sucks
Me one day later: I am so happy everything is perfect I love everyone I have ever met let's dance
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alltimeangela:
i wish i had a pretty girly cute voice but whenever i speak i sound like an ox being hit in the throat with a sledge hammer
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crackercolfer:
breaking news a teenage girl was cured of her clinical depression after seeing a webcam picture of a person smiling and holding up a piece of paper more at 11
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all of us are the perverts our parents warned us...
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ukesolo:
has anyone ever noticed how the owl on chris’s neck has the strangest facial expression
i mean
it’s just like
da fuq?
victoryjobs:
“I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye,” said Kanye to a mural of Kanye wearing an airbrushed Prada t-shirt of Kanye holding a photo of Kanye in front of Kanye’s mirror as a rocket ship full of Kanyes soared overhead.
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soldmysoultochrisdrew:
The next time I go to a NSN concert, when I sing along I’m going to change the words to the songs like “My heart was racing, my mind was screaming “you’ve got your whole life to do these things”. But my legs were shaking, my hands were searching for her in the back seat of my car. I just lotused it.”.
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soldmysoultochrisdrew:
Last night was a thriller, was a killer, was a damn good time.
I saw a pretty lotus and I wanted it on my behind.
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